TIMkerbell

Recap of the weekend

Friday: got paid, our soccer team at work is going to the championship. i was planning on camping out for the jordan 20/3 package, but when i got there around 1030 nobody was there yet, which was wierd because ive done this 2 times before and by that time there are usually a few ppl there already. i sat in my car till a little after 11 all the while thinking " what the fuck am i doing?" so i left haha. maybe i got the drop date wrong or there just wasnt that many ppl that wanted it. either way i realized that it was a waste of my damn time and not worth it haha.

Saturday: went to the gym, then a few hours after, kevin and andrew came to my house to give us haircuts. never dissappoints so the blowjob is worth the free haircut. after that me andrew and tim decided to get some pho, while kevin went back to his family gook party. If you havent eaten pho at pho tau bay then ur missing out because it is the hands down best pho place. its located in that gook plaza right across from Target. had a good chat about girls, korean pop stars, crying ass babies, and the lower class haha. After is when the real fun began, we kicked it at melissa kinda bored, so we decied to get some beer and play some beer pong or "apple juice" pong to melissas parents. Andrew do picked up some beer and we got to playing in the backyard where it was fucking cold. Hiljin/ ADo were defeated by tim/kevin in the first game so it was time for me and andrew to kick some ass. the game began and the shit talking begins, if you dont know we talk a lot of shit and if tim is on the other team he is the easiest victim. And also if you know Tim he happens to do this gay little shot were he bends his knees and flicks his wrist like a queer, and that ignited a spark in my head to call him Tinkerbell from then on and it NEVER went away. So from now on he will be known as tinkerfuck,tinkerfag,tinkerqueer,tinkerbitch,tinkertits,pixieshit, fairyboy basically any cuss word mixed in with the words tinkerbell, magic, fair, pixie dust, perez hilton, elton john hahah. and also my favorite TIMK geniously made my andrew haha. However they won the series 2-1 but me and andrew had the last laugh, well everyone had the last laugh because tinker hilton was FUUCKKED UP. Fairy shit was done by the 2nd game and from then on it was game over for tinkerbutfuck. Marlo came by later but by then we were already pretty drunk besides pixiebitch who passed out soon after marlo came. All the pixie dust and peter pan magic in the world couldnt have stopped us from making fun of poor tinkergouch nor stop him from throwing up. around 3 something it was time to go but timkerbell was passed the fuck out and threw up once already. so me and marlo after calling him names were gonna try and carry him to my car, but as soon as we tried to lift him up, fairybuttplug said "i gotta throw up, i gotta throw up" and just yacked all over melissas couch hahah. He then rolled off the couch and with fast thinking marlo took the pillow with yack and put it in the sink and soaked it haha. we cleaned up, but tinkerqueer still was passed out. 5 mins later though he woke to his senses and we got to my car and i took him home and the night was not completed without doing the self deed of pleasure. all in all funny ass night.

Sunday: kicked it with pops, went to the gym, while i was at my dads they played Ninja Turtles II- the secret of the ooze on ABC family and i instantly was fucking happy as shit because i havent seen that movie in so long, it brought back so many memories. if you dont know i was a HUGE Ninja Turtles fan so i was loving this shit. after the gym i checked it and they were playing the 3rd one and now im watching the 1st one, what a great damn series, makes me of think of all the movies i loved as a kid.